The Functional Chocolate Company
We were brought from the beginning. The very beginning. The was the name The Functional Chocolate Company, the formulations and a vision to change the way we treat health. How we treat ourselves. This was the perfect not so blank slate. We started with mood boards and took it all the way to what you see now. In six months from those very mood boards to product in-store with over 700 retailers spread across the US. Brand Vision. Brand Design. Package Design. Social. Event. Ecommerce. Digital. Motion. Art Direction. Creative Direction. All Illustrations done by emoyers_art
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ENERGY CHOCOLATE. Formulated To Shift Your Get Up And GoGo Into Overdrive.
Hey sleepyhead, you need some pep in that step! Lace up these GOGO boots laced with herbs and roots which will energize you without the jitters. Stacked with a tight team of botanical heavy-hitters . Bounce back with the right amount of buzz. Bypass the coffee shop and hop to it From foggy to can-do-it! Our GOGO bar chocolate while you’re en route is the way .
HOT CHOCOLATE. Formulated As A Positive Approach To Pausing Menopause.
Maybe you’ve broken through some glass ceilings and lately begun to experience new feelings gone from hot to hotter dewy to sweaty you’ve finally got clout but feel clammy sometimes. Bought the cream but started seeing some lines. You’ve got no time to pause, push through it. Time to crack into vanilla creme brûlée. See what happens if you let your hair turn gray and celebrate your subtly changing face your jones for chocolate and your grace.
BRAINY CHOCOLATE. Formulated To Help You Focus Your Brain’s Brightness.
Reset the cog in your cognition. Roll your train of thought back on it’s mission. Streamline your stream of consciousness from its current’s state. If it’s less than a straight line, fine tune it! Dim distraction, chocolate cocoon it! Be like water without reacting to every little thing. Zero in with citrus-y zing. Focus your brain’s brightness on what needs your undivided attention. Whether your seventh spreadsheet or new invention.
SEXY CHOCOLATE. Formulated To Take Your Libido From Lazy To Sexy Crazy.
Get back into the game sex bomb! you know you’ve got the moves. You’ve got that good good, that bon bon. Let us help you explode your libido; make you feel spicy like that random shishito-hot and unexpected. And who could have suspected chocolate could be the solution to your sexy re-evolution? Even the flavors are big favorites for night and day our berries and Champagne SEXY bar will make you want to play
CAREFREE CHOCOLATE. Formulated To Beat The Buzz With A Bite Of Calm.
Riled up? We can relate. Our sympathetic nervous system sees these nerves so similar to excitement. Can we swap that perception with a peppermint? A mint truffle shuffle from sweaty palms to hella calm? Cool as a cucumber from in a pickle? Just a quick brain tickle and tongue tickle a single sane chocolatey solution, for an emotional illusion.
PAINFREE CHOCOLATE. Formulated For The Relief Of Everyday Aches And Pains.
Not feeling it, or actually feel the kind of it you don’t want. Put head pain in a headlock. Foot pain in some cushy slippers. Prickly pain is really a pain so we formulated our way out of it.
SLEEPY CHOCOLATE. Formulated For Lullaby And Good Night.
We believe in your dreams. They’re rich, full of friendly faces and beautiful places. We want to take you there again when you can’t, despite your thread count and even counting sheep and breaths, does nothing. Let our chocolate help them sing with the Linalool lullaby of our SLEEP bar. Simply put, we’ve spend countless (sleepless?) nights crafting this mix of mellow megafoods to get you on the path to dreamland’s latitudes.
RHYTHM CHOCOLATE. Formulated To Put PMS On Pause.
Do you ever feel like you’re going to ginger snap? You know, about every 28 days? So snap back, because that’s NOT YOU! It is just part of the joy of being a person with a uterus. Take it from us these health realities fluctuate and you know your body is a temple not a jail even if your thoughts are going off the rails. Our RHYTHM bar can guide you back my dear the track is right beyond a quiet wave of our chocolate wand.
THE BRAND. Functional Chocolatr Brings The Fun To The Function.
We can help you get your HOT SEXY RHYTHM back so you can GOGO feeling CAREFREE until it’s time to SLEEP. Yup, we can also incorporate all of the names of our bars into a sentence to remind you we are not just fun but clever. We’ve stacked the smartest super ingredients with life of the party chocolate for the funnest fixer ever. So keep the function’s guest list tight; stick with us from day to night.
